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WORMS and WORM FARMING...I had a brief phase in my life when all I wanted to be was a worm farmer. I can hear you giggle but I believed then (and still do) compost worms are a far more efficient way of dealing with our waste than what we currently do. Just imagine, we throw away our garbage, which is then collected by big smelly trucks and then it is carted off to fill a big hole somewhere, creating in it's wake serious environmental damage caused by both the gases and the runoff this heap of stinking mess creates. Far better I reckon to force every household to compost its household scraps and have a population of worms to convert this "waste" into beautiful, black, life giving compost or vermicast (to give its proper name). Anyway, enough of the lecture and on with the poem. It struck me one day what a absolutely fantastic life worms have. They are bisexual, make love or eat most of their waking moments and some species actually have three penises ! I then coupled this some heavenly thoughts and a bit of re-incarnation and this was the result.
Copyright Allen Jesson :) 2000
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