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Sandy wrote:

 I would really like you to write a poem for this guy I know. We get on very well and kinda have a strange relationship. We are forever talking about sex and if not they we always manage to twist peoples words to sex tinted subjects. The thing is that just recently I've been slipping and I need something to get him with. His names Barry, he's a rugby player and he's very tall. He has huge hands and feet, and not much hair. He's a bit of a tart to say the least. Though all round he's a really nice person full of wit and funny things. ME well I guess I'm as bad as him with the rude jokes and things but my feet and hands are tiny and he's always making a huge joke of it. I would really be very grateful for a funny and witty poem to give him something to show his mates for a while

Your site is cool keep going with it!!

 SEX

Red luscious lips,

meaningful quips.

A lustful stare,

a heavenly pair.

Stockinged thighs,

"take me" eyes.

Hand on the knee,

breathe rapidly.

Legs begin to part,

a quickening heart.

A petalled rose,

falling clothes.

Starts to loose,

the emotional juice.

Going mad,

want it bad.

Grinding loins,

pumping groins.

Very hot,

hits the spot.

Scream aloud,

muscles proud.

A soulful moan,

the seed is sown.

Passions met,

cooling sweat.

Slowing 'beat,

tangled feet.

Warm and cosy,

feeling dozy.

Out of steam,

a sweet dream.

 

Copyright Allen Jesson 1998-2001

 Sandy kindly replied:

The poem is wonderful and not at all too rude.

I don't mind you using the poem or story the only thing I would like is for you to change the names. 

I don't know how you manage to write such amazing, funny and rude poems, but I love them . Keep going there's a bright future for you. Thanks, Sandy Beech

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