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A gift. A gift of poetry. The perfect gift for any anniversary,wedding or birthday. A Gift of Poetry, for "once-in-a-lifetime". Please click here to order.

A Gift of Poetry. The unique gift for every occasion
Your words, your thoughts and feelings.               Captured within a gift, A Gift of Poetry.             Presented in a uniquely designed, boxed, hand-made card, with your verse of choice as a key emotional focal point.        Truly, a 'once-in-a-lifetime' gift, a gift that inspires the heart and touches the soul.

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1. Please decide the key messages that you would like to include....

 

2. ...then choose which package you would prefer

 

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3. ..and please

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4. Once you have placed your refundable deposit,

 

AJ in a spin trying to make another important deadline...

 

I will complete your first draft within

2 -7 days,

depending on the package you have chosen.

 

The draft is sent via e-mail.

5. You get the chance to review your poem, maybe sharing it with family and friends for their opinion.

6. I then incorporate your comments and thoughts into a new draft.

7. Steps 5 + 6 are repeated until you are totally satisfied with the outcome.

8. Once the final draft is agreed upon, you choose the style of card you would like your poem presented in.

 

 

9. Your gift is then packaged and shipped express worldwide.

 

(Poetry Only

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You Da Man Test !

One for you boys!! Check to see if you're a man...

1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as:
A. Lovemaking
B. Screwing
C. Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town.

2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've
 both shared:
A. Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship
B. Your blood-test results
C. Five tequila slammers

3. You time your orgasm so that:
 A. Your partner climaxes first.
B. You both climax simultaneously.
C. You don't miss Match Of The Day.

4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
A. Healthy, creative love-play
B. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would agree to
C. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend need to ever find out
 about.

5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with
 is:
A. The best part of the experience
B. The second best part of the experience
C. $100 extra

6. Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in the last month. You
 tell her that it is:
A. No concern to you
B. Not a problem, she can join your gym
C. A conservative estimate.

7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:
 A. A myth
B. An oxymoron
C. A Moron

8. Foreplay is to sex as:
A. Appetiser is to entree
B. Primer is to paint
C. A long line is to an amusement park ride

9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying
at the end of a relationship?
A. 'I hope we can still be friends' 

B. 'I'm not in right now, please leave a message at the beep.'
C. 'Welcome to Dumpsville, population: YOU.'

10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:
A. Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort
 of Intimacy.

B. Is uptight and a waste of time
C. Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place.


EVALUATING RESULTS:


If you answered 'A' more than 7 times, check your pants to make sure you really ARE a man!!


If you answered 'B' more than 7 times, check into therapy, you're a little confused.


If you answered 'C' more than 7 times, 'YOU DA MAN!'

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