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Send this page as an e-mail to your friends and colleagues ! (Instructions below) PETE'S PICK UP LINES...
I
wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long. Nice
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play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me. Oh,
I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag. I'd
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(Lick finger and wipe on her shirt): Let's get you out of
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Are those real?
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