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Your words, your thoughts and feelings.               Captured within a gift, A Gift of Poetry.             Presented in a uniquely designed, boxed, hand-made card, with your verse of choice as a key emotional focal point.        Truly, a 'once-in-a-lifetime' gift, a gift that inspires the heart and touches the soul.

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The draft is sent via e-mail.

5. You get the chance to review your poem, maybe sharing it with family and friends for their opinion.

6. I then incorporate your comments and thoughts into a new draft.

7. Steps 5 + 6 are repeated until you are totally satisfied with the outcome.

8. Once the final draft is agreed upon, you choose the style of card you would like your poem presented in.

 

 

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(More great jokes and stories at www.agiftofpoetry.com !)

The Parrots

A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have
a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one
thing."

 "What do they say?" the priest inquired.

They say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?"

"That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, then he thought for a
moment. "You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your
problem. I have two male talking parrots whom I have taught to pray and read the bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage with Francis and Job. My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying... that phrase...in no time."

"Thank you Father ," the woman responded, "this may very well be
the solution."

(More great jokes and stories at www.agiftofpoetry.com !)

The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's
 house. As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were
inside their cage,  holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she
 walked over and placed  her  parrots in with them. After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison:

"Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?"

There was stunned silence.

Finally, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot,
and exclaimed, "Put the f*cking beads away Francis, our prayers have
been answered!"

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