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1. Please decide the key messages that you would like to include....
2. ...then choose which package you would prefer
3. ..and please complete the
4. Once you have placed your refundable deposit,
I will complete your first draft within 2 -7 days, depending on the package you have chosen.
The draft is sent via e-mail. 5. You get the chance to review your poem, maybe sharing it with family and friends for their opinion. 6. I then incorporate your comments and thoughts into a new draft. 7. Steps 5 + 6 are repeated until you are totally satisfied with the outcome. 8. Once the final draft is agreed upon, you choose the style of card you would like your poem presented in.
9. Your gift is then packaged and shipped express worldwide.
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FUNNY POEMS, FUNNY JOKES AND FUNNY STORIES
You can send some great jokes to your friends via e-mail here and any joke between the spinners below.
Two Nuns - Have you heard the one about...? The Dog - Funny joke. Had enough ? - Take this simple test. Alcohol - Watch them funny effects of alcohol... :) Just Another Memo - Well :) not quite ! My Children Know That.... - It's amazing what they pick up ! The Parrots - Great joke ! Olympic Questions - Actual questions from potential tourists :) You can send some great jokes to your friends via e-mail here I Dislike - I bet you do too ! Clever Arithmetic - Not really funny but very clever. Work or Prison - Do you know the difference ? Two Frogs - Keep swimming ! Questions About Sex and Stuff - Quite rude but funny. Four Jokes - Smile guaranteed ! Two Jokes - Heard the one about the duck and the ATM ? The Worm Ode - Reincarnation as a worm ! The Garden - God and Eve have an early chat :) Did You Know? - I know you didn't ! Dingaling - Story of a doctor cum dentist.. More Deep Thoughts - To think about ! Colours - About the Colours of emotion. You can send some great jokes to your friends via e-mail here The Plan - Funny things happen in business... Warning - It can happen to you too ! Puffing Billy - The smoker (s). Olympic Advice For Visitors - Not from the tourist bureau ! :) Corporate Lessons - Honest boss - I didn't write this ! Truths About Life - I have learnt... The Preamble - Another version ! Mind Games - Test your mind ! The Photographer - Watch that Canon ! The Tent Pole - That morning feeling ! What I've Learned - A cynical look at life (contains swear words). Skye Is The Limit - How far can you go ? " It was exactly what I was looking for. It will totally make him smile." Pattie - A good sport. "Thanks for the poem. It's brilliant." The Ex - Ever wondered ? "Thank you very much the poem was wonderful, very clever!" What If ? - A humorous tale of middle aged worries. The Old Fart - She loves him really ! "I just love the
poem! I can't thank you enough for being able to do Having A Good Time - The postcard from hell ! You can send some great jokes to your friends via e-mail here The Sun - A very short poem ! The Perfect Man - He'd have to be ! You Da Man - Test to see if you measure as a man. I've Discovered That... - Experience is a comb for bald men. Big Questions - About life in general. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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